Setup: The Boy needs my help identifying some actresses in order to create and cast fake movie descriptions for people who liked his status on FB promising to do so.
Me: Well what about Rooney Mara.
The Boy: I don't know who that is.
Me: American version of Dragon Tattoo.
... The Boy: ...
Me: Ok, what about Mila Kunis
The Boy: Yah, she's smokin'. But she doesn't really fit the direction I'd like this character to go.
Me: ...
The Boy: What?!?
Me: That's pretty pretentious...
The Boy: ...
Me: You are fake casting for fake movies and you are worried about character direction? That's pretty pretentious...
The Boy: I know...maybe I should go to film school....
Yeah, I totally lift full conversations from my kid....don't worry, I have a pre-paid therapy fund for him.
What about Courtney Love?
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