Monday, May 18, 2015

We're Gonna What?

So, we're  totally renting an abandoned mental hospital...

Whatever this is, I'm THERE!


Overheard at IHOP;

So, yeah. That's what my memoir will be called.  "Dead Pigs Don't Poo."

Remember...everyone's life is interesting. Right?

Saturday, May 16, 2015

I hope you kept the instructions

Party chat...



Guest: Oh no. I destroyed the Millennium Falcon...

Host: We can rebuild. We have the instructions.

Oh, THAT Kind

Overheard: No, I'm talking about a DIFFERENT kind of safe word...