Picked up in various places over the last few weeks......
~Yes, but I'm a competent drunk girl. (party, where else)
~Without either over complexifying or under complexifying things (please, people, save me from meetings. I am serious.)
~Don't go then. Just send a card and a ham (nothing says I'm sorry I bailed on your important event like a ham....)
~I have a lot of experience in the mental health community (people should be careful when they assert such stuff...I kind of wondered if she meant as a patient. Just saying.)
You have to have trust in a relationship -- you have to know the other person will actually take the handcuffs off....(seriously, more than I ever wanted or needed to know about the person who said this).
The Final Snippet: would be redundant.