Today's Shoplift is a piece of conversation I overheard while at a going-away lunch for a colleague. The context I believe, has to do with why one co-worker brought a laptop to the restaurant and was working while eating.
"Sometimes you are the horse's head, and sometimes you end up in the retarded monkey's lap."
That is all.
Please proceed with your normal routines now.
If you can.
I know I'm still tyring to figure out what this could possibly mean....