Lifted from pals while walking around lovely Manitou Springs:
~~But do you like pate'? No, I like Chef Boyardee.
~~Yes I have a line. I draw it at borscht. (I also have a line, I draw it at Chef Boyardee)
~~I need a new Jackalope. My other one got eaten by moths. I put mothballs in its ears, but it didn't help.
~~At least Jesus doesn't drunk text. ( I am so sure there is context for this but I for the life of me can't remember it...)
